I use the same wisdom in most areas of life — Caution when doing anything permanent. So, any talk about measuring or cutting with regard to my penis tends to give me wildly conflicting emotions. Circumcision still gives me more than chills.
After about nine months of work, I’ve had my baby! Thank you! Thank you! We’ve named him Orgasmic Guy: Unleash the Truth of Male Sexuality! It’s a long name, I know, but after this much work and agony, this kid deserves a long name.
She’s gonna blow! could be said about a lot of things: volcano, dynamite in a mineshaft, a pregnant woman. And speaking of a pregnant woman, I think I can relate more now than when we (my partner, really!) bore our boys. Nine months of anticipation, deep gratitude, fear of failure, disorientation, and feeling fat are…
