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How To Put On A Cock Ring

 

How To Put On A Cock RingIt helps to understand how to put on a cock ring if you can imagine what it might be like to rope a calf. It’s really not that big of a physical feat, but essentially speed and good technique ensure success every time.

This Is How I Put On A Cock Ring

It’s best to start simple and save the cool metal erection rings till you’ve successfully tackled your stalk and boys at least a couple times without panic and with a satisfying level of “this is awesome!” Once you know you love cock rings, and you will, you’ll want to invest in a beautiful sex toy.

Cock Ring Safety

An important caveat — don’t leave your cock ring on for more than 30 minutes or so. Remember, that any erection ring works by restricting blood flow. You don’t want to stress your penis or testicles by restricting blood flow for too long.

If you’re anything like me you’ll read this but never get to the end. You’ll have your erection ring snugly on, your cock all swollen and hard, and then yell, “Shit! How do I get this thing off!” You’ll scramble for your phone with boy lube all over your hands and try to pull up that damn Orgasmic Guy article about cock rings. Rather than hear my name cursed by guys with enormous erections, I will tell you first how to get the friggin’ thing off.

When The Fun Is Over

There are three ways to remove a cock ring. The first is in the unlikely event that your erection doesn’t relax or that you panic and want it off, now. Simply cut it off with a blunt scissors. That’s why I tell you to try a rubber or slightly flexible ring first.

The next is obvious. Simply come. Once you’ve ejaculated, your erection will nicely subside, and you can easily slip the erection ring off of your soft penis and balls.

Finally, and this is the way I most often use, is to simply reverse the whole process of putting on the cock ring. When you’re ready, stop simulation of your genitals, give your attention to some other aspect of your play or love. In a few minutes your penis will relax enough to slip one ball back through the ring. The other ball can follow and then your penis.

Your First Cock Ring

To begin, get a rubber or somewhat flexible cock ring. They’re only a few bucks and they often come in a pack of three sizes. The largest is obviously the one you’ll use around your cock and balls. The medium one is presumably to slip over the base of your shaft. It’s anyone’s guess as to what the heck that small ring is for.

Putting On An Erection RingStep 1 — Cock Ring Installation

Start with your penis very soft. If you decide to try to put on a cock ring when you’re already aroused or even partially erect, you’re looking for some serious frustration. When putting on a cock ring, limp is good — very good.

If you’re right-handed start with your left ball and vice versa. Hold the ring against your left ball with your right hand. With your left hand, grab a good amount of scrotum skin through the ring and pull. Your left ball will follow nicely right through the ring.

Step 2

Switch hands holding the ring, and with your right hand, continue to pull scrotum skin through the ring toward your right ball until your right ball pops through the ring as well. You may need to coax it through with your thumb from behind the ball, but it will likely just follow the scrotum skin.

Pull the scrotum and balls through the ring so that the ring is snug around your balls at the base of your scrotum.

Step 3

Next, take the head of your penis and poke it through the ring at the top. You can just grab the head of your penis and pull it the rest of the way through or push the rest of it through from behind with your thumb. It will likely just pop through.

Run one finger around the inside of the ring to snug the cock ring against your body and loosen any tugging hairs or skin so that the ring feels comfortable.

Enjoy Your Erection

Technique and speed is everything. If you get hard before the ring is on, just wait and try again later. You’ll get it. By this time, though, you’re likely very hard sporting your penis ring and have have so many better and more interesting things to do with your erection than sit here and read instructions. Aren’t you glad I told you how to take it off already?

Enjoy, Dude!

Photo Flickr / BrownGuacamole

2 comments to How To Put On A Cock Ring

  • justme

    My reproductive organs have seen enough years to qualify me for a free senior drink at Wendy’s. (Just in case you’re wondering, that’s 55, not 65)
    My first ED issues started at around 40.
    I’ve tried blue pills.
    Way too expen$ive, plus I really don’t like the side effects. Now, I’ve never had an erection that lasted four hours though. I think I would remember . . .
    I have tried some successful supplement stuff from GNC. Reasonable prices. Nice results, but still, I’m putting stuff in my system. And to be honest, I don’t always plan enough in advance for that to make me ‘ready.’

    Why have I not thought about a Cock Ring for ED issues?

    I recently did a lot of research. Really.
    Finally placed an order for an embarrassingly ‘simple’ thing purchased on amazon.
    It’s called a clincher, or a lasso — a simple strip of plastic stuff (orange, too — I found out later there were other versions on amazon in more ‘reasonable’ shades. sigh:)It has a small clear plastic bead to allow it to stay in place.
    It arrived a few days ago.

    WOW. Does it work.

    I really like how I can control the exact tightness.
    I really can’t imagine finding the perfect fit from one that just stretches or that is sized.
    I tried . . . at least in the research.
    I took my measurements, based on the charts.
    Could not find anything to fit . . . really? I am not a ‘big boy.’
    Oh, well, in the ‘perfect’ world, where there were no ‘hang ups’ about anything like this, I think I would buy a box of these (in black, of course), and hand them out to any decent husband whose past ‘that age’ when erections hardly ain’t what they used to be.
    I am glad to see an open dialogue about subjects like this.
    Three cheers for Cock Rings.

  • Giancarlo

    I’ve never been a huge fan of cock rings, but once the “installation process” is all taken care of, if you gotta foreskin, you can pull the skin back further toward the pubes to keep the skin retracted by the ring and for me, that gives an almost totally cut “look”. It’s easier to do and the skin stays back longer with those leather cock rings with the adjustable snaps.

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